I'm a [A]rat in a trap

And I'm [E/G#]happy about that

Because [F#m]everyone believes that I was [D]caught

 

Now they [A]feel so good about themselves 'cause they [E]liked to watch me suffer

Until they [Bm]found it in their hearts to help me [D]out

 

So I [A]thanked them and apologized for [Bm]all my bad behavior

I [E]blamed it on my addiction to [F#m]cheese

 

Now [D]everybody likes me and thinks I'm [A]rehabilitated

And I [Bm]finally get to do what the fuck I [E]please

 

I'm a [A]rat and I don't wanna hear your [E]sermon, I'm a vermin

And I'm [F#m]always gonna gnaw on things I [D]know [N.C.]will aggravate you

I'm a [A]rat acting likе a good [E]doer till I go back to my [Bm]sewer

And ingеst my chosen [D]poisons

 

I'm a [A]rat (ah), I'm a [E/G#]rat (ah)

I'm a [F#m]rat (ah), I'm a [Dm]rat

And I [Bm]put myself in that trap[E]

 

'Cause I'm a [A]rat who won't race your human [Bm]races

I don't want the pole [E]position, I won't live a [A]competition

 

I'm a [D]rat who figured [B/D#]out how to [A]win without [F#/A#]anybody [Bm]losing

Or at [E]least not ever [D]knowin'

They were [Dm]beaten

'Cause I'm a [A]rat

 

I'm a [A]rat

I'm a [E/G#]rat

I'm a [D]rat

I'm a [Dm]rat

And I [Bm]put myself in that trap[C#m]

And I'm [D]happy [E]about that

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