[Gm]

 

[Gm]Down down down, down down down, down down down [Eb]down

Ok[D]ay! [Gm]Guess who's back

[Gm]Back again

Shady's back, [Eb]tell a friend

 

[D]Now [Gm]everyone report to the dance floor

[Gm]To the dance floor, to the dance floor

[Gm]Now everyone report to the dance floor

Alright [Eb]stop…Pajama [D]time

 

Come [Gm]here little kiddies, on my lap

[Gm]Guess who's back with a brand new rap

[Gm]And I don't mean rap as in a new case of [Eb]child molestation, accusat[D]ions

Ah[Gm]hhhhhhhh

[Gm]No worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys

[Gm]What else could I possibly do to make noise

I done [Eb]touched on everything but little [D]boys

[Gm]and that's not a stab at Micheal

[Gm]That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho

[Gm]I go a little bit crazy sometimes

I get a [Eb]little bit out of control with [D]my [Gm]rhymes

[Gm]Good God, dip, do a little slide

[Gm]Bend down touch your toes and just glide

[Gm]Up the center of the dance floor

[Gm]Like tee pee for my [Eb]bunghole and it's cool if you let [D]one [Gm]go

[Gm]Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it

[Gm]Give a little poot poot, it's okay

[Gm]Puut! Oops my cd just skipped

And [Eb]everyone just heard you let one [D]rip

 

Now [Gm]I'm gonna make you dance

[Gm]It's your chance

[Gm]Yeah boy shake that ass

[Gm]Oops I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl [Eb]you know you're my world

[D]Alright now [Gm]lose it

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

[Gm]Just lose it

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

[Gm]Go crazy

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

Oh [Eb]baby

Oh baby [D]baby

 

[Gm]Well, it's Friday and it's my day

[Gm]Just to party all the way to Sunday

[Gm]Maybe till Monday,

[Gm]I don't know what day

Every[Eb]day's just a holiday

[D]Crusin' on the [Gm]freeway

[Gm]Feelin' kinda breezy

[Gm]let with the top down, and my hair blow

[Gm]I don't know where

I'm going all I know is when I get [Eb]there

Someone is gonna touch my bo[D]dy

 

Excuse [Gm]me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk

[Gm]But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work

[Gm]Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair

Spit on [Eb]me, maybe gouge my eyes out [D]yeah

[Gm]Now what's your name girl

[Gm]What's your sign

[Gm]Man, you must be up out your mind

[Gm]Dre, ah ah

[Gm]Beer goggles! Blind!

[Eb]I'm just trying to unwind, [D]now I'm...

Now [Gm]I'm gonna make you dance

[Gm]It's your chance

[Gm]Yeah boy shake that ass

[Gm]Oops I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl [Eb]you know you're my world

[D]Alright now [Gm]lose it

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

[Gm]Just lose it

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

[Gm]Go crazy

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

Oh [Eb]baby

Oh baby [D]baby

 

[Gm]Well it's Tuesday and I'm locked up

[Gm]I'm in jail and I don't know what happened

[Gm]They say I was running but naked

Down the [Eb]streets, screaming

[Eb]Aah ah ah ah ah

[D]You're honor I'm [Gm]sorry

[Gm]I don't remember

[Gm]All I know is this much

[Gm]I'm not guilty

[Gm]They said save it

[Gm]Boy we catch you on tape

Yellin' [Eb]at an old lady, touch my [D]body

 

[Gm]Now this is the part where the rap breaks down

[Gm]It gets real intense, no one makes a sound

[Gm]Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now

The [Eb]beat comes back and everybody lose thems[D]elves

[Gm]Now snap back to reality

[Gm]Look it's B. Rabbit

[Gm]Yo you signed me up to battle

[Gm]I'm a grown man

[Gm]Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba

I don't have any [Eb]lines to go right here

So chuba, [D]teletubby

[Gm]Fellas! (What?)

[Gm]Fellas!

[Gm]Grab you left nut

[Gm]make your right one jealous! (What?)

[Gm]Black girls

[Gm]White girls

[Gm]Skinny girls

[Gm]Fat girls

[Eb]Tall girls

[Eb]Small girls

I'm calling [D]all girls

[Gm]Everyone report to the dance floor

[Gm]It's your chance for a little romence or

[Gm]Butt squeezing, it's the season

Just go,[Eb]aah ah ah ah

it's so app[D]easing

 

[Gm]Now I'm gonna make you dance

[Gm]It's your chance

[Gm]Yeah boy shake that ass

[Gm]Oops I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl [Eb]you know you're my world

[D]Alright now [Gm]lose it

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

[Gm]Just lose it

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

[Gm]Go crazy

[Gm]Aah ah ah ah ah

Oh [Eb]baby

Oh baby [D]baby...[Gm]

 

[Gm]Touch my body...

[Gm]Touch my body...

[Gm]Oh boy just touch my body

[Eb]I mean girl, touch my [D]body...

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