[Emaj7]　[D#m7]　[Emaj7]　[F#sus4/E]

[Emaj7]　[D#m7]　[Emaj7]　[F#sus4/E]

 

An [F#]old [Badd9]man [F#]turned ninety-[G#m7]eight

He won [F#]the lott[Badd9]ery [F#]and died the next [G#m7]day

It's a [F#]black [Badd9]fly [F#]in your Char[G#m7]donnay

It's a [F#]death row [Badd9]pardon two [F#]minutes too [G#m7]late

Isn't [F#]it ironic...[Badd9]　don't you [F#]think[G#m7]

 

It's like [F#]rain[B]　on your [F#]wedding [G#m]day

It's a free [F#]ride[B]　when you've [F#]already [G#m]paid

It's the good ad[F#]vice[B]　that you [F#]just didn't [G#m]take

Who[A]　would've [E]thought...it fi[F#]gures

 

Mr.Play It Safe[B]　was afraid [F#]to fly[G#m]

He packed his [F#]suitca[B]se and kissed his [F#]kids good-[G#m]bye

He waited his [F#]whole damn [B]life to [F#]take that [G#m]flight

And as the [F#]plane crashed [B]down he thought

"Well [F#]isn't this nice..."[G#m]

And isn't it [F#]ironic...[B]　don't you [F#]think[G#m]

 

It's like [F#]rain[B]　on your [F#]wedding [G#m]day

It's a free [F#]ride[B]　when you've [F#]already [G#m]paid

It's the good ad[F#]vice[B]　that you [F#]just didn't [G#m]take

Who [A]would've [E]thought...it fi[F#]gures

 

Well [Emaj7]life has a funny way of sneaking up [D#m7]on you

When you think everything's okay [Emaj7]and everything's doing

[D#m7]right

And [Emaj7]life has a funny way of helping[D#m7]　you out when

You think everything's gone wrong [Emaj7]and everything blows up

In your [B]face

 

[F#]A traffic [B]jam when you're [F#]already late[G#m]

A no-[F#]smoking[B]　sign on your [F#]cigarette [G#m]break

It's like [F#]ten thousand [B]spoons when all you [F#]need is a [G#m]knife

It's [F#]meeting the man of my [B]dreams

And then me[F#]eting his beautiful [G#m]wife

And isn't it ir[F#]onic...[B]　don't you [F#]think[G#m]

A little [F#]too iro[B]nic...and yeah I [F#]really do think...[G#m]

 

It's like [F#]rain[B]　on your [F#]wedding [G#m]day

It's a free [F#]ride[B]　when you've [F#]already [G#m]paid

It's the good ad[F#]vice[B]　that you [F#]just didn't [G#m]take

[A]Who would've [E]thought...it fi[F#]gur[Emaj7]es[D#m7]

 

[Emaj7]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on [D#m7]you

[Emaj7]Life has a funny, funny way[D#m7]　of helping you [Emaj7]out

[Emaj7]Helping you out